Author: The Collington Family

Lisa can’t believe her little man is 3 today!! Not possible, surely! Lisa hopes Rosie sleeps better tonight than she did last night! Lisa can’t believe that this time tomorrow Andrew won’t have to wear glasses any more… crazy. (Crap — that means he’ll be able to see my jiggly bits clearly in bed… there…

Lisa : letting your 3-year old make 100% of the itinerary decisions for the entire vacaction = amazing family trip! Lisa just got home to find her SIL has cleaned her house! LMAO. Brilliant! Lisa is getting spammed by her sister-in-law! I think I need to teach her about twitter! ;-).

Lisa Q: You’re breastfeeding when your toddler, who is sitting on his potty, tries to give you a handful of poop. What do you do? Lisa in the car at the start of the family vacation/holiday. Bring on the sun and the pool! Lisa learned that bag of dog vomit left outside back door =…

Lisa is a yoddeling dominatrix. Lisa – Thank goodness for neighbours w/ citric acid. Sue Whitehead totally bailed me out! Lisa Ummmmm….? I mistyped on google and accidentally searched FACW …. the first entry was "Ferrets Against Cheese Wiz" which hasn’t been updated since 2005.

Lisa just finished seasoning her first cast iron pan and is looking forward to having Savoury Dutch Baby tomorrow! Lisa – Can you do me a huge favour? (yes, you) Can you please record yourself saying "Hairy Harry" and email it to me? Having language debate with hubby. Lisa (at) amnuts (dot) com THANK YOU!…

Lisa thinks Graham Norton did a fab job with Eurovision. I guffawed quite a few times!! Lisa 8 years and I didn’t know that swede is the British name for rutabaga. Lisa just drove over her favourite pair of sunglasses!! :-(. Lisa on her way with hubby to his LASEK consultation!

Lisa hasn’t yet seen the finale of LOST and is desperately trying to avoid any spoilers. (That being said, from what I HAVE heard most people are still confused…) Lisa has no internet. Getting my FB fix on my husband’s phone. Repair guy out between 1-6 tomorrow. Breastfeeding tonight will be lonely! Lisa We’ve decided…

Lisa Village wide yard sale tomorow…. 2-4pm. Shop till you drop! Parking at the village hall and pub. BN26 6TD (for your sat nav). Lisa Bloody brilliant!! Opened my box of mac ‘n’ cheese to find TWO cheese packets. Ohhhh yeahhhh!! Lisa Epi Burf Day.

For Anna who made me laugh with this the other day. Thanks for the flashback. [#] Lisa has just realised she’s lived in England for 1/4 of her entire life and has been driving on the left side of the road longer than she drove on the right!

Lisa thinks the Weeping Angels are f%*#ing terrrifying!! And Andrew only makes it worse by popping the Angel Bob face. Grrrr… Lisa – Between 10pm & 5am I got 2:30hrs sleep. Ugh!