you did what to it?

So I’m on the train and a little boy (maybe 6?) walks up to the woman sitting beside me and asks to borrow her pen.  She kindly obliges.

Quite a while later he comes back and tries to give her back her pen.  He’s holding it by the end and says,

“I left it in the bathroom and it got wee’d on, but I rinsed it off now so it’s ok.”

Guess Bill Cosby was right — kids DO say the darndest things.