Weekly Digest for May 28th

Lisa Why anyone would wear a skirt or dress on a day like today is behind me. Perhaps they’re channelling Marilyn Monroe but they don’t pull it off as well. No, I don’t want to see your knickers, thank you.

Lisa Sentence of the day: "That dog had crazy snarfed all over that window."

Lisa Wow. My baby boy has left me for a few days for the first time. I’m going to miss that little pain-in-the-ass.

:-(.