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Lisa Liking your own Facebook status is like high-fiving yourself in public. Unlocked 4 achievements. Duke Nukem Forever — Nobody Likes a Whiner Duke Nukem Forever — Drawrings Duke Nukem Forever — One-Eyed Freak Duke Nukem Forever — Turd Burglar Lisa Job interview next week. Shhhhh. Unlocked 4 achievements. Duke Nukem Forever — Flagon of…

Unlocked Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days — Death Sentence. Lisa Why anyone would wear a skirt or dress on a day like today is behind me. Perhaps they’re channelling Marilyn Monroe but they don’t pull it off as well. No, I don’t want to see your knickers, thank you. Lisa Sentence of the day:…

Lisa Does anyone know anyone in London with a spare sofa for a few weeks? A trustworthy friend of a friend needs a place to crash since he got an acting gig. All offers welcomed!! Lisa Someone on the train was listening to authentic (traditional) Mexican music. Now I’m uber hungry for El Rincon. Curse…

Lisa In a train carriage with a load of 13-year-olds on a field trip. It’s like I caught a lift on a big yellow bus.

Lisa The only problem with sitting on a train, headphones in, rocking out your favourite song is that when you fart you have no way of being sure it was silent. Lisa On the train with a band called KickFist. Need to look them up.

So I’m on the train coming home and I feel pretty sorry for myself since I got (yet another) job rejection today. To compliment my mood I put on my “hard” playlist which includes Korn, Tool and Clutch and I even tweet about my sorry ass. We hit Eastbourne and suddenly my portion of the…

Lisa Has the *best* SIL ever. Jules Collington has given us many days of her holiday to babysit the kids and "get stuck in" in order to get loads done around the house. Thank you SOOOOOOOO much!!!! Lisa Rosie just signed ‘more’ and said "banana" (well, "baa-aa"). Bloody brilliant!!! (side note: this girl likes bananas…

Lisa Not to jinx it, but I’m calling it: Rosie officially sleeps through the night. (13 mths). Also, she’s not in a crib and when we put her down she’ll crawl around and play but crawls back to bed herself to sleep. Beautiful. (still gets up early, though…) Lisa Totally f’ing jixed it. Horrible night…

Lisa played in the garden: set up tent and kids helped me dig up dandelions. Went to lunch. Bought supplies at the garden centre. Took a nap. Walked to the park. Amazing dinner. Watched movie and cuddled with my hubby. Outstanding day!! Lisa Planted corn, carrots, lettuce, pumpkins and onions. (Plus flowers.) Kids had a…

Lisa ‘s fever is coming back. Now I know how Rosie feels, poor baby. Lisa I give up. I’m going home. I don’t have paid sick-time but I can’t shake my 103f fever. Lovely bed, here I come.